Now something Serious – A story with a moral – Lill Johnny

Little Johnny again ..I just can’t keep him out ..he’s one of ma favourite characters …

One day at the end of class Little Johnny’s teacher asks the
students to go home and think of a story, to be concluded with the
moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell
their story.

Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday
we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell
them at the market.

Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of
the basket and onto the road.”

When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied,
“Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”

Little Lucy went next. “My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we
take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend
only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.”

Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied,
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”

Next up was little Johnny. “My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam
war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped
out before it crashed, but could only take a case of beer, a
machine gun, and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of
beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese
soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of
bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the
blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his
bare hands.”

The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat,
she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.

“Well,” Johnny replied, “Don’t screw with uncle Ted when he’s been
drinking.” 

 

Now Something Serious .. Student Proverbs..

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

As you shall make your bed so shall you……….mess it up.

Better be safe than………………….punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the …………………………bug is close.

It’s always darkest before…………daylight savings time.

You can lead a horse to water but…………………..how?

Don’t bite the hand that……………………looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a……………………………..Mr.

You can’t teach an old dog new…………………….math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll..stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the………………………pigs.

An idle mind is…………………..the best way to relax.

Where there’s smoke, there’s………………….pollution.

Happy the bride who……………….gets all the presents.

A penny saved is……………………………..not much.

Two’s company, three’s…………………..the musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……………………..you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not………spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind………get out of the way.

 

Now Something Serious.

I Don’t Want To Go To School
 

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!”

Gift For The Teacher – by our own Little Johny

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.

The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present.

She held it and said “I guess that it is flowers”.

“How did you guess?” asked the little boy.

She laughed and thanked him.

The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present.

She held it and said, “I guess that is some candy.”

“How did you guess?” asked the little boy.

She again laughed and thanked him also.

The it was Little Johny’s turn , whose parents own a bottle shop, and he gave her a box which was leaking.

The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

“Mmmmm. Is it wine?” she asked.

“No,” said the little Johny.

So she tasted it again. “Is it champagne?” she asked.

“No,” replied the little Johny, “It’s a puppy.”

In this category – Now Something Serious, I will post jokes - mostly on education, schools and studends and children. The name of category is inspired by Osho (A controversial Indian spiritual Master..) as he was of the view that humour is a very important aspect of life and it should be given much more importance than we normally give .. He is probably the first such person who has combined spirituality and humour extensively..